"Who will blame him if he does homage to the beauty of the world?"

"Is that you talking, Mr. Lahey, or is that the liquor?"

"Randy, I am the liquor."

"And I still be spreading bullets like them freaks be spreading cooties"

"Act Swiftly, Awesome Pachyderm"

"with a back so flat and a head so well poised that when he drew himself up to take a more distant survey of his work, he had the air of a soldier standing at ease"

"It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquility; they must have action"

"and they will make it if they cannot find it"

"You told your mama I'd get you home, but you didn't say I had no car"

"I saw a lion, he was standing alone with a tadpole in a jar"

"I'll make you prove that it's bulletproof"

"where tint melts into tint"

National Geographic (waddup)

"But the audience wasn't with him, never would be."

"the dispassionate pundit reporting with seemly detachment the daily parade of lunacies that constitute the daily news"