"Mismatched Tupperware Lids Not a Problem After Devastating House Fire"

"I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a man's shoes?"

"We are so lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs."

"Gotta tell ya, smokin' weed and playin' with model trains... it's a good fuckin' time."

"We need classes--know your role."

"You can't just be the good guy and expect to live, not anymore."

"To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it."

"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company."

On an unrelated note, Narwhals!