"You're a candle in the sun, that shit don't even out"

"Even garbage gets a steak"

My favorite famous couple (unless the cheating rumors are true, in which case this guy is the dumbest in the world):

"Hello little boys, little toys"

"I want love to change my friends to enemies"

"Change my friends to enemies
Show me how it's all my fault"

"And who the hell's impressed by you?"

"I want names of the people that we know that are fallin' for this"